if is the Universe experiencing itself
Any entry to this section by people who disagree with freepartys,
free festivals or Teknivals is considered as a trespasser
If you are one of those people "GET OFF MY WEBSITE!!!!!"

 

The Hardcore Conspiracy British Teknival Photo's and Review
if you cant get the flash pluggin you wont be able to see them. All I can suggest is that you move into the 21st century.:)
The photographs are presented in Monty Python style and are dedicated to the hard work put in by various party people who have to remain unknown as we live in a country that frowns on gatherings that are not licensed. More than that we have draconian laws to prevent such festivals, and the movement of free minded people.
Disclaimers and Warnings

Ravers .....

please do not be offended if you have been selected in this python take off, think of it as acting and taking part in a comedy and I hope you enjoy the fame. If you want yourself taken off or deguised let me know and I'll see what I can do, if your worrying about the police, I wouldn't worry its already too late ...... they filmed and photographed us loads of times from all angles, they more than likely went up some peoples arses.

nobody was picked out or selected for any type of comedy, I just let the picture give me the insperation

Parents .....

you will miss the point if you allow your self to be offended by the bad language,or toilet humor. In my opinion swearing is just an emotional language.and python type humor is funny. Your kids will love it, my 7 year old kept playing it back over and over, but if you are a puritan, hypocrite, straight laced, or our glorious leader the grand hypocrite has confused you with his charm, or you have mistaking the dazzling light reflecting from the top of William Haighs head, making you think he is god. Or perhaps you are just plain fucked up, if so "DO NOT ENTER THIS FREE AREA!!!!!"

nobody was picked out or selected for any type of comedy, I just let the picture give me the insperation

police .....

My intention was not to offend even though some policemen offended me with there attitude and offensive manner, not all but some took it beyond the call of duty, so if you cant take it dont dish it out, this aside but I have poked fun at some police officers, I hope you can laugh at it too. I also did the same to some ravers no one is safe, it is just a bit of fun to make up for your party pooping, as a spokesman for the police said in the Surrey Advertiser "we managed to stop some peoples fun this weekend". one matter I would like to clear up is ......

Freepartys or festivals are not illegal they only become so when a senior police officer decides so. This is fair enough, if no prejudice is used, or special privalige given to a wealthy land owner because he's a golf partner. This is a freedom issue and where you have the job of upholding the law, which I think is biased to those that have property. We on the other hand are commited to freedom, music and fun. Without us you are watching over a country that has no freedom worthy of the name and all the fighting in wars was for NOTHING. In this fair and green land there is nowhere we or you can gather without licence, play music and have fun, there are very few if any free market places either.. There was no intention to cause stress to any nearby resedents, most wide open places are out of bounds, there is nowhere for us so we have our gatherings in the best places we can find, but they are not always perfect. We do try to clear up and look after the land we love.

please dont come round and hit me on the head with a truncheon it would be very bad karma for you as I only had fun in mind.

nobody was picked out or selected for any type of comedy, I just let the picture give me the insperation

 

Credits
Ravers
Sound Systems
Monty Python gif's and sound wav's
flintstone wav
Ghostbuster wav
nightstorm studio's
 
spiral tribe sound track breach the peace
 
and last but not least
my wife and kids for putting up with me and allowing me the time to get it finished

 

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Contents

ACT 1

ACT 2

ACT 3